Star signs as rom-coms, according to me.

Astrology witches, please don’t come for me.

I am sorry that these are all cis, hetero couples. I went with what I grew up with! But, I promise I’ll make you a separate post of all my favorite queer ships (tv, movies, and books!)

Also, don’t come at me that half of these are Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock movies. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES OF CHARISMA. THESE LADIES JUST GOT IT!

Aries: Runaway Bride because like both Maggie Carpenter (JuliaRoberts) and Ike Graham (Richard Gere) you have an unrelenting stubbornness driven by your passion and sense of energy. You are always ready to run— to the side of anyone who needs defending. 

Taurus: Oh my sweet dependable Taurus, you my friend are Notting Hill. Like floppy-haired William (Hugh Grant) you long simply to read a book with your life partner on a park bench. And we love to see it. 

Gemini: Miss Congeniality. Not to state the obvious but your duality is key here. You are extremely adaptable and smart, but in the wrong hands that cunning can be used for evil. Use it for good! 

Cancer: Like Lucy (Sandra Bullock) in While You Were Sleeping, you have a propensity to project your fantasies on strangers which can often lead to heartbreak. Stay in the real world, it’s nice here. 

Leo: You’ve Got Mail. “Don’t cry, Shopgirl.” You are broad minded and expansive like Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) and Joe Fox (Tom Hanks). That is, until things don’t go according to your plans, then it’s “to the mattresses” for you! 

Virgo: This one’s easy. You’re The Proposal, meticulous and practical to a fault. But remember that love is messy and can’t easily be put into a box.

 Libra: Laws of Attraction. Like divorce layers, Daniel Rafferty (Pierce Brosnan) and Audrey Woods (Julianne Moore) you are lively and seek balance in your life. Here’s to meeting your match! 

Scorpio: Clueless. Just like Cher (Alicia Silverstone) you can be a bit forceful at times. But it’s not your fault, you just want want you want, and won’t settle for less. “As if!” 

Sagittarius: Legally Blonde. Despite Elle Wood’s (Reese Witherspoon) claim that she and Bruiser are both Gemini vegetarians. Your optimistic, straightforward, and philosophical character actually matches perfectly with Elle’s. 

Capricorn: The Wedding Planner. Oh my practical, ambitious Capricorn,  just like Mary Fiore (J.Lo) you are are prudent to a fault, and maybe a little too reserved when it comes to love. But make sure to make space for someone to “save your shoe.”

Aquarius: Pride and Prejudice. Just like Lizzy Bennett (Kiera Knightley / Jennifer Ehle)  you are fiercely independent, loyal, and deeply intellectual. But like Lizzy, sometimes your independence can keep you from giving new people a chance. 

Pieces: Never Been Kissed. I’m here to tell you, “you’re not Josie Grossie (Drew Barrymore) anymore!” Your sensitive, kind, and selfless aura shines through all the muck. Do you, and be proud of it! 

Happy weekending, wonderful humans.